Today was quite exceptional. Have you heard of the mythical workerman Jared? He actually came to our house. This is the same Jared who is so strong he can fix anything, dig any trench, fell any tree... There's no problem too big for him!
Needless to say we were agape at his exceptional plumbing abilities today. We got to eat our breakfast at the worksite a.k.a. our front porch.
We did our best to help and advise him throughout his time here with helpful comments like:
"Maybe if that's too hard for you my Daddy can come home and help you. He's an engineer."
"It's just like a lego, but it's a hose!"
"Do you need a glass of milk to do that?"
"Maybe it will work if you just screw it on."
I'm pretty sure he would have been at a loss as to how to proceed without us. We also cheered him onward when the task seemed daunting - with every twist of his wrench we would alternately yell "Wow! Good Job!" and "What are you doin?". Joshua even threw a pool ring in the air about 10 times asking "Is THAT cool?" to help boost morale.
Above all we put safety first. Safety as in - eye protection and masks to protect our... hair.
In short, we have completely altered our career goals. We want to be like the legendary Paul Bunyan, I mean Uncle Jared, when we grow up too!
Love,
Joseph
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