Friday, December 12, 2014

To-Do List

Dear Dada,

I have a pretty exciting Friday Update to share with you. I'll try to keep the announcement concise:



Did that sound like a stanza that belongs in the poem "Jabberwocky"? Let me try to break it down in a more intelligible way.

Since I have mastered the following technique:


...and this life-saving move:



....combined with walking sprees and happy dances such as the following:




I've been able to totally re-do my to-do list to better prioritize according to my newfound mobility!

1. Show proper alphabet appreciation.
I love the magnetic letter "R" on our fridge. It's just iRResistible. I don't know how else to put it. (Well except in my mouth when Mom's not watching).


2. Try my upmost, on a daily basis to attempt to safely stash said letter in the potty. 
Why you may ask? Well, no one else will even think of trying to eat it after I put it there and I can have it all to myself for future snacking urges.



3. When foiled in my attempt to accomplish item #2 I re-rout to my back up plan of stashing the letter in the bathtub.


4. Re-arrange bookcases.


5. Practice my arpeggios on the piano.


 6. Time permitting, call that Nigerian prince back whose messages Mom so quickly deletes with such little sympathy. I don't have any money to wire him but maybe if he had his own alphabet magnet to play with he would stop bothering us...


Love you Dada! Hope you're getting your to-do list accomplished and see you soon.

Love,
Joshy



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