Today Daniel and I tried and tried to help Mom get with the times. She can be so reticent to acclimate to proper use of technology.
It's downright embarrassing at times. Today at the park she made a phone call on her phone.
I know.
Who does that?
At home Daniel and I attempted to train her in the proper phone etiquette and usage so as to avoid further debacles. We put together a quick tutorial below:
Cellphones are useful for:
1. Chewing (Really the question is "What isn't a good object to chew?" That was a rhetorical question).
2. Generating amusing sounds and songs. (Particularly fun renditions can be generated by using dying batteries).
3. Reading the Bible. (Although I do prefer real books personally. The sound of pages tearing is so much more pleasing than phone screens scratching on a tabletop).
4. Checking e-mail. (A real time saver when you get as much spam fan mail as we do).
5. Taking selfies.
Sincerely,
Joshua
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